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Tweet Deleted 😢 INVENTOR OF THE AIR CONDITIONER: it’s super heavy ME: Put in once and that’s it? IOTAC: no u take it out every season ME: so there’s handles? IOTAC: no. ME: oh. IOTAC: the back is covered in a thousand exposed razor blades — Ebert (@horsedivorce) October 4, 2020

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. Amy Coney Barrett brought her 7 unmasked kids to a super spreader event to show how pro life she is so she could be confirmed by a group of pro life people who have presided over 200K+ deaths to be a pro life judge that will uphold the death penalty and take away health insurance — J-L Cauvin Running for Congress (NJ-11) (@JLCauvin) October 3, 2020

Tweet deleted 😢 To help Donald Trump get the full COVID-19 experience, let’s make sure he loses his job and is evicted from his home next month.

. We’re infinitely excited to announce the Caves & Cliffs Update: the update that rocked the world! Join us now – if you haven’t already – and keeping watching the rest of the show for part two of the Caves & Cliffs announcement! ↣ https://t.co/CPC2Hy82Fe ↢ pic.twitter.com/7teVgEusDw — Minecraft (@Minecraft) October 3, 2020

. I’ve transformed the iPhone into a Magic Trackpad! And the app is now available on the App Store 🥳: https://t.co/kBK7svfNvL Many thanks to @_inside, who kindly gave me invaluable feedback during the development process. pic.twitter.com/gFsUT1rHT5 — Hugo Lispector (@hugolispector) October 2, 2020

. can’t believe trump tested positive for covid when all he had to do was not get tested and then he simply wouldn’t have it — tate (@50FirstTates) October 2, 2020

First day after accepting my dream job, Tam Armstrong said something like "Have you seen it yet? Come to my desk." "It" looked something like this. https://t.co/qjrW0FXiIO pic.twitter.com/W0h5MJhZN8 — Hopps (@hopps) October 2, 2020

. Fusion is no longer a science project. "in seven peer-reviewed papers in a special issue of The Journal of Plasma Physics, researchers laid out the evidence that SPARC would succeed and produce as much as 10 times the energy it consumes." More from NYT: https://t.co/NHEksB7tI3 pic.twitter.com/3OQTHB349I — Steve Jurvetson (@FutureJurvetson) September 30, 2020

. are you telling me the guy who cheated to get into college and cheated to get out of Vietnam and cheated on his wives and cheated at golf and cheated students at his scam university and cheated donors to his fake charity has been cheating on his taxes? get the fuck out of here — Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) September 29, 2020

. Alternative headline: “Religious fundamentalists finance terrorism” https://t.co/xAB9QWeI2X — Derek Simon (@DartmouthDerek) September 28, 2020

. "Don't forget to run the test suite in your CICD pipeline!" Me, live-editing PHP files over FTP: Interesting. — I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper) September 29, 2020

. It annoys me more that this guy thinks CARROT calls people a “meat-head” than it does that he’s demanding a refund if I don’t correct CARROT’s “fake news” about Trump’s taxes pic.twitter.com/yhFafjsmBP — Brian Mueller (@BrianMueller333) September 28, 2020

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